I have gallons of flammable oil. I would splash all around the walls and fencing and then throw a burning matchstick.
Or, continue thinking how I survived the whole Plants vs. Zombies game.
MyBB forEVER.
When I run a forum, 1st choice is MyBB.
If it is extremely complementary to have a paid software just because some random guy who calls himself "king" says so, then I would go for XenForo.