The drinking golf club

[Demon_skeith]

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

 

[Toxique]

Haha, that actually made me giggle

good joke Demon

 

[Demon_skeith]

I'm sure it would knock golfers dead

 

[TheGod]

Haha nice bro i got one for you:
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a whole in one

Old i know

 

[Toxique]

Haha I found this site with a lot of good ones

One golfer asked his friend, "Why are you so late in arriving for your tee time?"
His friend replied, "It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin between going to church or playing golf."
"Yes," continued the friend, "but that stills doesn't tell me why you are so late."
"Well," said the fellow, "It took over 25 tosses to get it right!"

 

[Demon_skeith]

Haha I found this site with a lot of good ones

One golfer asked his friend, "Why are you so late in arriving for your tee time?"
His friend replied, "It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin between going to church or playing golf."
"Yes," continued the friend, "but that stills doesn't tell me why you are so late."
"Well," said the fellow, "It took over 25 tosses to get it right!"

hahaha, nice.

 

[Toxique]

Here is another one;

Noting that her husband looked more haggard and disgruntled than usual after his weekly golf game, his wife asked what was wrong.

He answered, "Well, on the fourth hole, Harry had a heart attack and died. It was terrible! The entire rest of the day, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry!"