Chuck Norris Jokes Thread

[Corona]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

 

[Scion]

that just made my day corona, thanks for this

 

[Corona]

Glad you enjoyed Scion.

Got a few more:

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

 

[Toxique]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[Scion]

i like the killing one too tox

 

[Hero]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

That makes me laugh corona

 

[uchenna]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

That one is awesome.

 

[Atom]

I only read like 4 haha they are pretty good tho

 

[Toxique]

Chuck Norris's email - Gmail@ChuckNorris.com