Bad Advice

[Wiz Khalifa]

You pose a problem and the next person replies with.. Well, bad advice

Example:

Post 1: I missed the bus.
Reply: Call in a bomb threat so the bus stops.

And so on. After you give your bad advice remember to post your problem.

I'll start it out. My nose itches.

 

[Toxique]

Get your nose surgically removed.

I can't find my shoes.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Shoe boxes should be fine as a substitute.

I'm hungry.

 

[Pulseeey]

Kill your pet and eat it.

I want sex.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Got any pets? Enjoy.

I lost my phone.

 

[Electric Shock]

Give a street dog $99999999999999999999999999999999 to find in out, when in reality it is in your backpocket.

My internet connection sucks.

 

[Pulseeey]

Stick your penis in the phone line and watch it go faster.

I want a smaller penis.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

You already have that, so that's not a valid issue. :7

I overslept.

 

[Zahreah]

You already have that, so that's not a valid issue. :7

I overslept.

Quit your job and no longer engage in any social activities.
You will never oversleep for anything again.

 

[Electric Shock]

Voi problem's isn't legit, so I don't give any legit advice.

My hard drive is full of birds.

 

[Pulseeey]

Voi problem's isn't legit, so I don't give any legit advice.

My hard drive is full of birds.

Your best bet is to throw it in lava.

There is a plane about to hit an old woman. :7

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

1 less woman won't hurt the world.

My computer keeps crashing.

 

[Pulseeey]

1 less woman won't hurt the world.

My computer keeps crashing.

Put it in a bath of cold water and defrag the HDD.

There is a cat outside my house constantly meowing.

 

[Zahreah]

1 less woman won't hurt the world.

My computer keeps crashing.

Put it in a bath of cold water and defrag the HDD.

There is a cat outside my house constantly meowing.

Shoot it in the face.

My phone wont turn on.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

If it's not a nokia, drop it off a tall building. It should work after that.

I ran out of money.

 

[Pulseeey]

If it's not a nokia, drop it off a tall building. It should work after that.

I ran out of money.

Rob an old womans purse and credit card.

This microwave burnt my food.

 

[Zahreah]

If it's not a nokia, drop it off a tall building. It should work after that.

I ran out of money.

Rob an old womans purse and credit card.

This microwave burnt my food.

Eat the microwave.

I shot my fish.

 

[Pulseeey]

If it's not a nokia, drop it off a tall building. It should work after that.

I ran out of money.

Rob an old womans purse and credit card.

This microwave burnt my food.

Eat the microwave.

I shot my fish.

Lick it's head for it to come back to life.

I threw my phone at Voi.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Pick it up and throw it again.

I can't find matching socks.

 

[Zahreah]

If it's not a nokia, drop it off a tall building. It should work after that.

I ran out of money.

Rob an old womans purse and credit card.

This microwave burnt my food.

Eat the microwave.

I shot my fish.

Lick it's head for it to come back to life.

I threw my phone at Voi.

Use the resuscitated fish as a portable phone fixer.

I crashed my plane into a bridge