listen, if the tree asks the cone how many aliens touched the apple in day light, how many fat men asked the penguin to ask the otter to get the snake to rob the market..
I believe you typed, not written it to me, sir. :D
You can't be fucked, correct because i believe if you are a male, this would make you gay, which i believe you are not.
Unless.
You are actually gay, which is a slight possibility.