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Lolz, it's not meant to be taken that literally...

Glad you enjoyed Scion. Got a few more: Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

Thanks and hope you get better too Diamond!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo This is REAL sand art! :3

There you are! :]

:? I've been sick the last two days with what I'm pretty sure is the flu. Being sick sucks and I had to take my final while sick, which sucks even more because I don't think I did well because of it... :(

I love her voice. :D I don't think I'll switch to the bigger version. I put out a lost of money for the version I have and I don't want to waste the money if all you get is a bigger memory card and screen. Besides this doesn't come with a docking station...

I see... :p

That would sure cause some accidents...

It's a bird! It's a plane! No...it's a kite in the shape of a person! :]

Lolz, yea for the bankeeper!

Oh good Lord... :?

That's funny! :]

That's so sad... :(

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

Mobile versions of games usually aren't that great. Mobile Sims was terrible!

So you're driving by a cemetary and you turn to the person next to you. You must do this with the upmost seriousness... Turn to the other person in the car and ask, "Do you know how many people are dead in that cemetary." Other person's answer, "No, how many." You respond (seriously)...

I don't understand how this is funny...

Hope you enjoy it here! :]

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. :D