I don't drive either so unless your father wants to be wifeless and sonless and have Two adopted kids that rebel every 5 seconds I'm not driving to pick your ass up. Walk, I spent 12 hours in labour the least you can do is walk....
But dadddd, it's a 5 hour walk, and you mean the Number 9 larges that almost all of them you ate, and @Tomboy licked the ketchup off your lips and pants