Why Are You In Jail?

[Tech]

What month were you born on?
January- I killed
February- I trolled
March- I farted on
April- I pooped on
May- I burped on
June- I peed on
July- I humped
August- I shot
September- I flamed
October- I jizzed on
November-I queefed on
December- I Teabagged

What day of the month were you born on?
1- A bum
2- A bowl of captain-crunch
3- A cat
4- A dog
5- A hamster
6- Your mom
7- My mom
8- My Grandfather
9- Your grandfather
10- My grandmother
11- Your grandmother
12- Your dad
13- My dad
14- A chicken wing
15- Your teacher
16- A tit
17- A fat girl
18- A skinny girl
19- Donkey balls
20- Santa Claus
21- My bed
22- My pillow
23- Your pillow
24- An xbox
25- A ps3
26- A gameboy
27- A squirell's butt
28- Your butt
29- My butt
30- A nyan cat
31- An old woman

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black- Because I'm a BOSS.
Blue- Because I'm an OG Triple OG
Red- Because my ding-dong was hard
Green- Because I felt like it
Pink- Because mom told me to
White- Because I farted
Yellow- Because I like it in the butt
Gray- Because I fell on my face
No Shirt- Because I'm a dirty homeless person
Brown- Because I killed a nyan cat.
Orange- Beause I kicked a baby
Purple- Because I hate Xbox
Reply with your answers.

Enjoy :sleepy:

 

[Google]

Lol, very nice dude. I am this,

I killed a hamster because I am an OG a triple OG.

 

[Xedi]

I jizzed on a tit because im a BOSS. lol that wasnt even my birthday but idc i stand next to escalators and dont go up them cause im cool like that

 

[Magical]

i trolled a hamster because im a OG Triple OG

my Cousin : i trolled your teacher because i like it in the butt

 

[JeTa]

I shot my grandmother because my ding dong was hard

 

[Bench]

i trolled a chicken wing because im a BOSS

 

[Warren]

I peed on a tit because my ding-dong was hard

 

[Travis]

I tbagged your butt because i farted

 

[Toxique]

I tbagged your butt because i farted

That one makes the least amount of sense

 

[Syndicate]

I queefed on your butt because I farted.